Nasus down the Rabbit Hole.
Skipper Hussein Muselip, woke up in a thorny cornfield. It was the second time it had happened and she was feeling really frustrated. Skipper ate a potato, thinking it would make her feel prettier (but as usual, it did not). She realized that her beloved alarm clock was missing! Immediately she called her overtly elitist, rich friend, Nasus. Skipper had known Nasus for (plus or minus) 131 and a half years, the majority of which were rainy. Nasus was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... hilarious. Skipper Hussein Muselip called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Nasus picked up Skipper in the sleek flying elephant. She calmly assured her that most albino cats yawn before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually indiscriminately panic while mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Skipper. Why was Nasus trying to distract Skipper? Because she had "borrowed" the alarm clock only two days prior. It was a screeching little alarm clock... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Skipper Hussein Muselip got back to the subject at hand: her alarm clock. Nasus panicked. Nasus realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the alarm clock and she had to do it aptly. Oh why had she brought over the flying elephant? Why hadn't she kept the alarm clock in her laundry basket, where she kept her other clocks?
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas of how to return it, Nasus was interrupted by four foul-smelling chickens that were lured by her pine perfume. Nasus shuddered; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling exasperated, she carefully reached for her dangerous oil-soaked rag and carefully draped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the jungle, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the flying elephant acting up. Skipper was too deep in thought to notice. Plus she was eating her third potato, a habit she picked up when she got nervous.
Feeling as though a distraction is the best medicine, Nasus grabbed Skippers feet and did what she should have done a long time ago.... Nasus tossed Skipper DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEWIS CARROLL!!!
Nasus picked up Skipper in the sleek flying elephant. She calmly assured her that most albino cats yawn before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually indiscriminately panic while mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Skipper. Why was Nasus trying to distract Skipper? Because she had "borrowed" the alarm clock only two days prior. It was a screeching little alarm clock... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Skipper Hussein Muselip got back to the subject at hand: her alarm clock. Nasus panicked. Nasus realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the alarm clock and she had to do it aptly. Oh why had she brought over the flying elephant? Why hadn't she kept the alarm clock in her laundry basket, where she kept her other clocks?
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas of how to return it, Nasus was interrupted by four foul-smelling chickens that were lured by her pine perfume. Nasus shuddered; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling exasperated, she carefully reached for her dangerous oil-soaked rag and carefully draped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the jungle, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the flying elephant acting up. Skipper was too deep in thought to notice. Plus she was eating her third potato, a habit she picked up when she got nervous.
Feeling as though a distraction is the best medicine, Nasus grabbed Skippers feet and did what she should have done a long time ago.... Nasus tossed Skipper DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEWIS CARROLL!!!
Labels: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE, Lewis Carroll's birthday celebration
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